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A Real Law Still on the Books in MA: Blasphemy

This is an actual law still on the books in my home state of Massachusetts.  You can go to http://www.mass.gov/legis/laws/mgl/272-36.htm

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGSIN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy


Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.



thedailywhat:

Sunday Links:
 Sunday Times claims Richard Dawkins plans to arrest the Pope during state visit to Britain; Dawkins: I said no such thing.
Near-death experiences may be the result of too much CO2 in the blood.
In Case You Missed It: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin introduces “The Sarah Palin Network” on last night’s SNL.
RIP: Dixie Carter, Designing Women’s Julia Sugarbaker, dead at 70. Also: Wizard of Oz Munchkin coroner Meinhardt Raabe, at 94.
Footage of the Texas Stadium implosion, which took place this morning.
 Sunday List: 29 Semi-Productive Things I Do Online When I’m Trying to Avoid Real Work.
 Above: Atheist Barbie.

thedailywhat:

Sunday Links:

  • In Case You Missed It: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin introduces “The Sarah Palin Network” on last night’s SNL.
  • RIP: Dixie Carter, Designing Women’s Julia Sugarbaker, dead at 70. Also: Wizard of Oz Munchkin coroner Meinhardt Raabe, at 94.


What the Fuck is wrong with this girl? She prayed God would kill thousands of Japanese so they’d know he existed because Japan had too many atheists? Yes because atheists need to turn from their ways. Yes because Atheist as such horrible people donating money to help Japan while your praying God will shake it. Most atheist don’t go out and attack theists but theists just continually attack us.

Maybe all those tornadoes that happen in the Bible Belt is God telling these idiots to shut the fuck up and leave atheists alone.

(Source: perezhilton.com)



contrararian:

Despite mass stupidity, Jesus isn’t coming
(via digitalhandshake)

contrararian:

Despite mass stupidity, Jesus isn’t coming

(via digitalhandshake)



liberal-life:

Yep, every natural disaster is somehow connected with god’s disdain for American politics or hatred of ‘the gays.’
By: Matt Bors

So Bachmann is right, God wants to torture us as a sign that we are supposed make big (Republican leaning) changes in our government. 

liberal-life:

Yep, every natural disaster is somehow connected with god’s disdain for American politics or hatred of ‘the gays.’

By: Matt Bors

So Bachmann is right, God wants to torture us as a sign that we are supposed make big (Republican leaning) changes in our government. 





friendlyatheist:

Re-blogged for pure awesomeness. Plus it is on the morals topic.
-FA

friendlyatheist:

Re-blogged for pure awesomeness. Plus it is on the morals topic.

-FA



helvetebrann:

Why should I allow the same God to tell me how to raise my kids who had to drown his own? - Robert Green Ingersoll

helvetebrann:

Why should I allow the same God to tell me how to raise my kids who had to drown his own? - Robert Green Ingersoll



Tyler Alred Sentenced To Go To Church After Manslaughter Conviction

Are you fucking kidding me?  No one should be forced to go to church or to do any kind of religious activity.  In fact forcing someone to take part in any kind of religious activity is unconstitutional, even if the person would have done it anyway.  Yes, he’s on probation for 10 years, but is that really enough?  I somewhat agree that just because one kid lost their life doesn’t mean another kid’s life should also be ruined.  However he was drinking and driving and did cause someone to die, was that punishment really enough?  Will he really learn from this punishment? I acknowledge that there is no good solution here though. It really depends on the this kid. In situations like this it is a huge wake up call for some kids and they change and other just continue on the same path they were on before.

Another way to look at it is to bring the drug war into it. This kid caused someone else to die and he is basically just getting probation. How many thousands of 17 year olds have gotten arrested just for possession? Many of them have gotten jail time. However you feel about drugs, does it make sense that someone could get jail time for possession, whichever drug it may be, but if they are drinking and cause someone to die they just get probation?

(Source: The Huffington Post)





If a girl walked up to me and said this I may marry her

If a girl walked up to me and said this I may marry her





Although if we could spin our heads around and spit green stuff that’d be cool.

Although if we could spin our heads around and spit green stuff that’d be cool.



In honor of Good Friday I’m here’s Tim Minchin’s song “WoodyAllenJesus”.

So praise be to Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!